Let me tell you a story about an ugly woman I know...
- Hello girls!
- Hello Tobi, you hot little machine!!!

I'm a sight for sore eyes.
Oh, if your eyes would only see.
I've been born on tiptoe.
Still you looked
like a lighthouse next to me.

You pet named me Napoleon.
I was proud
'til I got the reason why.
Never aimed for confrontation.
You've been sleeping
when I kissed your ass goodbye.

Oh, while you read this letter,
I'd just gone to eat out.
By the way:

My, what a sunshine in Trinidad!
Hope you're okay light years away.
My, what a heat wave in Trinidad!
Hope you don't mind if I stay.

Pitcher goes too often to the well
and now the pitcher's gone insane.
Gotta run away,
boiling over - getting hell
and found the answer on a plane.

Oh, I've been pissing off
before you might
could have pissed me off.
I hope you're fine, yeah.

My, what a sunshine in Trinidad!
Mind if you stay? I do okay!
My, what a heat wave in Trinidad!
Sunburned a night flight away.

Honey, you're looking good so far away from me.
The weather is great, the beach is great, the food is great.
Everything is great and you're so far away, I love you honey!
Greetings from Trinidad, hey!

My, what a sunshine in Trinidad!
Mind if you stay? I do okay!
My, what a heat wave in Trinidad!
Sunburned a night flight away.

Back and home in Germany I was a famous porn star, hahaha.